If you're reading this, good for you. It means that despite the intense visual and emotional stimulation of the surrounding internet, you've had the good sense to stop here for a hot second. What's more, you clearly have a solid attention span. By this point you're probably locked in, wondering what we're all about and just who the hell we think we are. Maybe you want to stop reading, but you can't. Staring at your computer screen like a Zombie. Don't look, around, it's ok. Nobody blames you... this is riveting.